The TBDB is the Net's biggest, best and most downright demented guide to horror cinema's worst villains, madmen, monsters, maniacs, cannibals, creeps, killers, beasts and, well... bastards.THE PLAGUE
Nick Bateman, Peter Simas
Were bastards in…
Hobo With a Shotgun (2011)
So who the hell are they?
Despite the fact that one of them has a face like a children's television puppet sidekick, The Plague are the most deadly and feared team of assassins in the span of human history. A bit like Croup and Vandemar (from Neil Gaiman's NEVERWHERE) but dressed in head to toe plate armour and driving big motorbikes.
Exactly what they are is (thankfully) never properly explained but they seem to have some sort of supernatural element to them. They have been around for an awfully long time, they live in a strange castle and live with some sort of giant tentacled beast which they have to battle. Seems fairly conclusive really though if that doesn't sway you, Jason Eisener himself (the writer/director of Hobo With a Shotgun) has referred to them as demons.
That’s not a knife…
Rip does seem fond of his machete and uses it for killing now and then but mostly just does that twirly thing that people who can handle great big blades with ease do to show how good they are at handling great big blades with ease. Their favourite method of dispatch is clearly their peculiarly inefficient practice of using modified grapple-gun things to hang people from ceilings. It may be awkward and unwieldy but it certainly sends a message. What that message is however I'm really not sure.
Why, for the love of God why?!!?!
The bizarre duo are bounty hunters of some description though what and how they are paid is another mystery. They're pretty good at it though so the price is probably fairly high. I'm not sure what two psychopathic armoured demons would spend their money on however - giant octopus repellent maybe?
So what’s the damage?
If their wall of honour is anything to go by - fuckin' loads. Their previous hits seem to include Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc and erm...Jesus. That bit didn't make it into the bible though if I remember my RE lessons properly (which I almost certainly don't). The Plague don't seem to be picky about who else they murder, maim and hang however as the hospital full of doctors and nurses would surely attest to if they weren't, you know, hanging from the ceiling by their necks with bloody great knife wounds.
It’s a million to one chance but it might just work…
Despite their badass-ness, demonic nature and head to toe plate armour it turns out that all you need to kill them is a lawn mower. Mind you that probably works for quite a lot of other things too. Be warned though - kill one of The Plague and you apparently have to join them. Quite how this is enforced is sadly never seen however - maybe if that spin off movie ever happens, we'll find out...
Words of wisdom
Not much. They spend most of their time hanging folk from ceilings.
That’s not a knife…
Rip does seem fond of his machete and uses it for killing now and then but mostly just does that twirly thing that people who can handle great big blades with ease do to show how good they are at handling great big blades with ease. Their favourite method of dispatch is clearly their peculiarly inefficient practice of using modified grapple-gun things to hang people from ceilings. It may be awkward and unwieldy but it certainly sends a message. What that message is however I'm really not sure.
Why, for the love of God why?!!?!
The bizarre duo are bounty hunters of some description though what and how they are paid is another mystery. They're pretty good at it though so the price is probably fairly high. I'm not sure what two psychopathic armoured demons would spend their money on however - giant octopus repellent maybe?
So what’s the damage?
If their wall of honour is anything to go by - fuckin' loads. Their previous hits seem to include Abraham Lincoln, Joan of Arc and erm...Jesus. That bit didn't make it into the bible though if I remember my RE lessons properly (which I almost certainly don't). The Plague don't seem to be picky about who else they murder, maim and hang however as the hospital full of doctors and nurses would surely attest to if they weren't, you know, hanging from the ceiling by their necks with bloody great knife wounds.
It’s a million to one chance but it might just work…
Despite their badass-ness, demonic nature and head to toe plate armour it turns out that all you need to kill them is a lawn mower. Mind you that probably works for quite a lot of other things too. Be warned though - kill one of The Plague and you apparently have to join them. Quite how this is enforced is sadly never seen however - maybe if that spin off movie ever happens, we'll find out...
Words of wisdom
Not much. They spend most of their time hanging folk from ceilings.





